Four weeks and counting, which means, Monkey is full term and could be here any day. Yikes! Maybe now would be a good time to pack a GO bag.....Anyhow, this entire pregnancy I have made a point to not use my little parasite as an excuse and to be as active as possible. However, I have a feeling all that is about to change. Why? Look to the left.
This is an actual representation of my current inner workings. Do you notice how squashed everything is? Do you see where my liver is? I was a science teacher, I know it shouldn't be there!
Consequently, the next few weeks have been dubbed, "Do-whatever-Janee'-wants-and-like-it" time. And I believe I shall start with a back rub.......Oh, Je-m-ar......
Do you see where your stomach is??? I say make all the excuses you want. You've been a good sport! haha. I hope the last few weeks go smoothly. I can't wait to meet the little one and find out the gender and name! (I'm still guessing boy)
ReplyDeleteYou called monkey a parasite! This proves that I am not a terrible person nor will I be a terrible momma. :) Or maybe we're both just terrible people...
ReplyDeleteHa! Ali, I think it just means we will both be realistic moms. But yes, I do occasionally (insert frequently) refer to my child as a parasite. A cute parasite, but a parasite nonetheless. Remind me to tell you about the cryptic message I sent to my fellow PDs to let them know about the impending birth.....classic!
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